THEY SAID: All of her cups ain't in the cupboard.

WE SAY: She is insane.
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THEY SAID: Crazy as a: loon, bat, bedbug, beetle, barn owl, peach orchard boar; un- hinged; off her rocker; one brick short of a load; a bun short of a dozen; not playing with a full deck; got a hole in her bag of marbles; doesn't have both oars in the water; has bats in her belfry; squirrel food; nutty as a fruitcake; got toys in the attic

WE SAY: She is INSANE
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THEY SAID: Crazier than a Bessie Bug

WE SAY: Crazy
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THEY SAID: Crazier than a June Bug in May.

WE SAY: Crazy
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THEY SAID: Fell off'n the tater wagon.

WE SAY: He/she has gone insane.
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THEY SAID: He just ain't right.

WE SAY: He's a french fry short of a "Happy Meal".
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THEY SAID: Her driveway doesn't go all the way to the road

WE SAY: She's mad.
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THEY SAID: He's a little left of center.

WE SAY: That boy ain't right.
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THEY SAID: He's daft.

WE SAY: He's crazy.
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THEY SAID: He's got bats in his belfry.

WE SAY: He's crazy.
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THEY SAID: He's half a bubble off plum.

WE SAY: He is insane.
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THEY SAID: He's one brick short of a hod.

WE SAY: He's crazy.
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THEY SAID: He's one fish shy of a full string.

WE SAY: That guy ain't right.
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THEY SAID: He/she is as queer as a three dollar bill.

WE SAY: He/she is a little strange in the head.
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THEY SAID: Out of his/her gourd

WE SAY: crazy
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THEY SAID: She knits with one needle.

WE SAY: She's mad.
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THEY SAID: She's a sandwich short of a picnic.

WE SAY: She is insane.
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THEY SAID: She/he is one beer short of a six-pack.

WE SAY: She/he is crazy.
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THEY SAID: Skittish as a long- tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

WE SAY: Nervous.
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THEY SAID: The lift doesn't go to the top floor

WE SAY: She's crazy
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THEY SAID: You are really out of it

WE SAY: You're spun
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THEY SAID: You're a corker.

WE SAY: You're crazy.